Welcome to a typical day at the Avenger Mansion.
Meet the people of the Avengers Mansion.
- Iron Man - The leader of the Avengers, though that is arguable
- Captain America - The sad whiner stuck in the wrong time or whatever
- Hulk - Don't make him mad, dude, he'll fricking go lugnuts
- Spider-Man - The teenager who just can't seem to make a movie that ISN'T a box-office success.
- Thor - The guy who thinks he's so great just because he's a god or whatever
- Hawkeye - The archerer guy in the purple bird suit
- Black Widow - The russian
- Namor - The jerk
- Nick Fury - The crazy old man always running around yelling "ASSEMBLE THE AVENGERS!" and "I AM SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!"
Now, this is just a promo, so don't expect FUNNY stuff. We're just showin' ya what to expect.
So, BYE. SCRAM. GET LOST.