It was a regular day in the world of Gary's visualization of a MCU, in New York City...
SPIDER-MAN: Hah! Take that, Green Goblin.
GREEN GOBLIN: -tied up in a web- No fair!
SPIDER-MAN: -swings off into the streets- Oh, hello. I'm your friendly neighborhood- well, you know. I've come a long way after being bitten by a spider. Before that, nothing went right for me.
FLASH THOMPSON: Hey, it's Spider-Man! I'm your biggest fan! -snorts- Wait until Puny Parker hears that I saw SPIDER-MAN.
SPIDER-MAN: -laughing- Anyways... Now people really like me! I keep New York City safe, I'm the top student in my class, and I'm in love with the girl of my dreams, Gwen Stacy.
J.J ABRAHMS: For now, anyway. -laughs and looks at a picture of MJ-
LITTLE KID: -looking at Spider-Man as he lands- Spider-Man, could you please stop narrating, please?
SPIDER-MAN: ..what?
LITTLE KID: You were narrating. It's kind of unneeded.
SPIDER-MAN: UNNEEDED? How are people supposed to know what I've been up to all this time?
LITTLE KID: Spider-Man, we aren't idiots. Just go, and do your thing.
SPIDER-MAN: Oh. Well, okay then... -swings away- ...but what if I need to tell the audience som-
LITTLE KID: NO NARRATING!
Spider-Man lands on the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Oh, hello Peter! What's new?
SPIDER-MAN: Not much, except the fact I just got yelled at for narrating..
IRON MAN: And that's why Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man got rebooted.
SPIDER-MAN: No it isn't! The real reason is th-
NICK FURY: Attention everyone, report to my office! I would like to remind everyone that I AM NICK FURY! But seriously, get to my office.
Spider-Man, Captain America and Iron Man report to his office
NICK FURY: Alright, guys. General Ross and Emil Blonsky, also known as the Abomination, are hunting down Hulk to justice. Even thogh he doesn't need any justice. But oh well. Spider-Man, Captain America, Iron Man, and Hawkeye, I want you guys to protect Hulk and make sure that Ross and Blonsky don't take him away. Understood?
IRON MAN: Yup. Let's go, team!
Spider-Man, Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye and Hulk go to Stark Tower
HAWKEYE: Why would we go here? It's sort of obvious that we would hide Hulk here.
IRON MAN: No, it's not. And we have bodyguards for the big guy here.
SPIDER-MAN: Who?
IRON MAN: Us, you idiot! And we have War Machine with us if we need any backup.
WAR MACHINE: Hey!
GENERAL ROSS: -knocks on the front door-
PEPPER POTTS: -answers door- General Thaddeus Ross! Welcome to Stark Tower.
GENERAL ROSS: Thank you, Pepper. May I speak with Tony?
PEPPER POTTS: Oh, he's upstairs. He has company.
GENERAL ROSS: Then I guess he wouldn't mind a few more people. Am I right, Blonsky?
EMIL BLONSKY: Huh? Oh, I mean sure!
PEPPER POTTS: Hm, okay.. I suppose..
Iron Man, Hawkeye, Captain America and Spider-Man playing Just Dance 4
IRON MAN: -singing along- She's livin' la vida loca...
GENERAL ROSS: -walks in- STARK!
IRON MAN: -falls- Dude! You let Cap get the high score!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yes! My ten bucks, please?
HAWKEYE: -hands him the money-
EMIL BLONSKY: We're here to take Hulk. He's wanted by the goverment.
HULK: Hulk not bad! Hulk good!
GENERAL ROSS: Get him!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Sorry, sir, but that isn't going to happen! -throws shield at General Ross-
GENERAL ROSS: Owie! My pinkie!
Iron Man, Spider-Man, Captain America, Hawkeye and Hulk run away to hide in Central Park
IRON MAN: Quick, act natural!
Iron Man and Captain America pretend they're in a fight, Hawkeye and Spider-Man pretend to be playing baseball, Hulk just stands there
HULK: Hulk doesn't like hiding! HULK... SMASH! -smashes Central Park-
EMIL BLONSKY: See? Hulk is bad news!
IRON MAN: Well, I'm Iron Man, and you're not. -blows up Ross and Blonsky's car-
EMIL BLONSKY: Aw, man! I wanted to be Iron Man...
Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Spider-Man and Hulk return to the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier
NICK FURY: So, how did it go?
SPIDER-MAN: We saved Hulk!
NICK FURY: Sweet! Donuts for everyone!
EVERYONE: YAY!
The End
